Looking for holiday humor to use in your crafting projects? Then this collection of Funny Christmas Quotes SVG files is perfect for Cricut, Silhouette, and Glowforge users who want to make funny gifts, shirts, signs, mugs, and more.
Snarky sweaters, sarcastic ornaments, or wine tumblers for your personal grinch: these Christmas quote SVGs provide the cheer (and sass).
All files include SVG, PNG, DXF, and EPS formats — all ready to cut, print, or sublimate.
“Dear Santa, I Can Explain…”
“Resting Grinch Face”
“Jolliest Bunch of Elves This Side of the Nuthouse”
“Merry Elfin’ Christmas”
“I’m Only a Morning Person on December 25th”
“Sleigh All Day”
“Gangsta Wrapper”
“Santa’s Favorite Wine Tester”
Naughty vs. Nice rating dials
Wine glass + Christmas quote combinations
Ugly sweater phrases & sarcastic puns
DIY Christmas shirts
Vinyl mugs & tumblers
Wine bags & adult gag gifts
Party invites & banners
Sublimation printables for small business shops
These funny holiday quotes are only one part of our complete Christmas SVG collection, which includes adorable characters, classic scenes, and modern holiday topics.
Other subcategories you’ll love:
Santa Claus SVGs – ideal to use along with “I Believe” quotes
Elf SVG files –Planning a family pajama set? Our upcoming Elf SVG collection will be perfect for it.
Christmas Wine SVGs – if it's an adult-themed gift package
Christmas Shirt SVGs – see full quote-ready shirt templates
Thank you.
Yes! All files can be purchased with a commercial use license, so shirts, mugs, or ornaments could be sold.
They are all compatible with Cricut Design Space, Silhouette Studio, Glowforge, and all other cutting and printing machines.
They are often family-friendly and humorous, although we also offer adult comedic choices. A file listing indicates if it’s clean or if it has mild sarcasm or wine humor.
Yes! You will find free downloads in our Christmas SVG hub — like printable quotes, tee-shirt sayings, and holiday puns.
All quotes come in SVG, PNG, DXF, and EPS, all print-optimized for vinyl, sublimation, HTV (heat transfer vinyl), or Glowforge engraving.
